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Old 01-07-2013, 09:01 PM   #1
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This is a taste of what its like to organise defence with Dax while he is stoned. .
He sent to defend his other p-nap which had 0 inc at the time, (dont ask me why), while i had inc! lol
I edited the swear words, so mods wont get mad at me.

21:40, 1 Jul - Chris'O: I got RPG/striker inc eta 3 now
21:40, 1 Jul - Dax: Noobs
21:40, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Last tick me and we will pwn
21:41, 1 Jul - Dax: Flak count?
21:40, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Erm
21:41, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Like 130m
21:41, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Not that much
21:41, 1 Jul - Dax: Lolololol
21:41, 1 Jul - Dax: I'll just block, then
21:42, 1 Jul - Dax: Got a guesstimate marine count?
21:42, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Im in the bath, so no idea
22:01, 1 Jul - Dax: ETA?
22:01, 1 Jul - Chris'O: 8m marines
22:01, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Eta1 now
22:02, 1 Jul - Dax: Okay I'll just block it if you want?
22:02, 1 Jul - Dax: Or are you gonna suicide?
22:02, 1 Jul - Chris'O: 6m snipers
22:03, 1 Jul - Dax: Snipers fire LT
22:03, 1 Jul - Dax: Idc
22:03, 1 Jul - Dax: LT then?
22:03, 1 Jul - Dax: I don't mind blocking alone
22:03, 1 Jul - Chris'O: I dont think it will be muh of a suicide if i lt
22:06, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Ou gonna send your newsies and blockers?
22:07, 1 Jul - Dax: Ye
22:07, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Just checking
22:08, 1 Jul - Dax: You'll need your blockers too
22:08, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Ya ofc
22:08, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Think i will block that ****
22:08, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Too many let for me to kill
22:10, 1 Jul - Dax: I'm fairly sure it's easily done
22:10, 1 Jul - Dax: And I meant did you want ar boost for targets?
22:10, 1 Jul - Dax: I can just protect your land
22:10, 1 Jul - Dax: You flakbash
22:10, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Af3 now
22:11, 1 Jul - Dax: Up to you
22:11, 1 Jul - Dax: I'm just saying I don't mind
22:10, 1 Jul - Chris'O: You forgot the newsies you noob
22:11, 1 Jul - Dax: No I didn't
22:11, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Meh
22:13, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Too late to send newsies
22:13, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Gonna have to guru it
22:14, 1 Jul - Dax: F#ck
22:14, 1 Jul - Dax: I sent to ****ing Phil
22:15, 1 Jul - Dax: Ducks sake
22:15, 1 Jul - Dax: F#ck c#nt
22:14, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Wtf
22:15, 1 Jul - Dax: Wank
22:15, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Lol
22:15, 1 Jul - Dax: I'm stoned as f#ck man
22:15, 1 Jul - Dax: Did I send to you first time?
22:15, 1 Jul - Chris'O: No
22:15, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Never sent me any thing
22:16, 1 Jul - Dax: Jesus titty****ing christ
22:16, 1 Jul - Dax: I need to just stop pulling so many bongs
22:16, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Lol
22:16, 1 Jul - Chris'O: 1 hit too many
22:17, 1 Jul - Dax: I can't even
22:17, 1 Jul - Dax: I'm so sorry dude
22:17, 1 Jul - Chris'O: I guess i will have to fight afterall, for fear of no sweepers
22:18, 1 Jul - Chris'O: They recalling
22:18, 1 Jul - Dax: Sorry man
22:19, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Looks like your super stonedness scared them off
22:19, 1 Jul - Dax: Jesus
22:19, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Its chilled, dont stress
22:19, 1 Jul - Dax: Can you save this?
22:19, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Full recall now
22:20, 1 Jul - Dax: The convo
22:20, 1 Jul - Dax: Can you save it?
22:20, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Lol! Lemme see
22:21, 1 Jul - Dax: This must be forum'd
22:21, 1 Jul - Dax: Srs
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:26 PM   #2
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That's some high grade right there
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:09 PM   #3
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I can't even potato how I managed to do that.
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:30 PM   #4
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The fact he asked for it to be put on forums makes it 10x better. Let all see the dumbness of DaX!
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:30 PM   #5
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The fact he asked for it to be put on forums makes it 10x better. Let all see the dumbness of DaX!
After I realised I hadn't even sent the first attempt to the right ID, I just burst into tears laughing.
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Old 05-07-2013, 06:54 PM   #6
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Whole thread is just attention seeking retardedness.
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Old 05-07-2013, 06:59 PM   #7
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Old 05-07-2013, 10:06 PM   #8
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Whole thread is just attention seeking retardedness.
Thaaaats DaX in a nutshell these last few years.
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:23 PM   #9
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I like funny stoned people..... this though....
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oh come on give Dax a break guys.. his mirror broke and he has no one to admire him or to talk to
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Like the legend that was Smoke. I remember his amazing conversation with Charlie_B about furniture needing love too.
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Like the legend that was Smoke. I remember his amazing conversation with Charlie_B about furniture needing love too.
Oh man. Smoke... and Charlie_B. Two hilarious dudes.
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My brai, i.., what th... plea...

are you serious, bro?
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This is kinda amusing. But if this deserves its own thread, then beasteh's uberleet quote from earlier this round deserves its own internet
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Whole thread is just attention seeking retardedness.
Thaaaats DaX in a nutshell these last few years.
Because this game became boring as **** these last few years.
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